Update on the nerds

Hey all. This is Michael. Just wanted to update you on what's going on. I am in Spain and haven't been able
to do my updates because my laptop is still stuck at customs. On top of that, it has been very hard for the
four of us to get together and do an episode since....well, since I was back in Arkansas. With the time
difference between Spain and Arkansas, law school, jobs, exams, directing, working at the Traveler news station, etc
the four of us have been very busy. But once Skyrim is out for a few weeks and Tom and Chase (if I had my
computer I'd be there with them) tear themselves away from that we will come back in full swing.

Until then though I am working on a huge makeover for our blog to make it more organized and hopefully
encourage inspiring writers and fans to participate in the Warp Zone as well. If all goes well (knock on wood) it
should be updated by Thursday. I hope you hang in there with us and continue to be a part of the Warp Zone.

Nerd on,
Michael

Daily mini updates from Spain

So, I´m going to try and keep this going. I have no idea how long this will go on for but here goes nothing. Mini-daily Spain updates!

Sept. 21 2011

DAY 1:

Found a comic book store on my first day again without even trying! Potential landlord offered me drugs (ran out of there) & I asked directions from a Spanish mute....good start. Also met Mikail and Amanda who are both very friendly.

DAY 2:

Apartment hunting galore! Very little time to do anything other than that. That being said, I met a Ninon from France who is very nice and lots of fun. She´ll also be staying in Spain for a while on an Erasmus. Found an apartment on Aluni which was recommended by Kate from Scottland (I´ve been working with SO MANY people from Scotland). Went to the tapas tour where I met several fun people and found a new favorite drink. I also found TWO MORE comic book stores! What´s up Seville¡!?¿!

Day 3:

Walked 3 hours to find a place that was 6 minutes away. Had to remind the Seville Inn that chicken with rice is in fact not paella. Found out Ninon is a theif!

More to come,

Nerd out and live on,

Michael

WZN´s does Lent, Mardi Gras & Carnival

Hello, hello, hello! It has been a while but this is Michael, your friendly neighborhood Warp Zone Nerd (name that reference!)...in Spain. This past week I celebrated a fantastic fiesta/holiday/excuse to wear a costume, party and not remember what happend the next day/whatever called Carnival. Carnival is a widely (outside of America) popular and celebrated day/...whatever. During it people wear costumes, go on pardes, dance, sing, party, etc. The best part, here in Spain at least, is that we get days off for it! It would be as if work and schools gave you Monday and Tuesday off for Halloween (mas o menos [look it up]). Now, as promised to our seemingly current #1 twitter fan @CaligulaVersus, I will write a blog about it (I know it has been a while, thank Calig for this one and then follow her on twitter.

Now, everyone in Spain, whether or not they celebrate it (and there are some areas that don´t celebrate it at all), seems to appreciate Carnival because of the days off it provides. However, when I asked my students why this festivity exists the best, and only, answers I got were ´´because it´s fun´´ and ´´tradition.´´ Okay, it is a tradition, but why, ¿why is it a tradition (Sorry all, I´m on a Spanish keybºard again and I çan´t h·e·l·p¬hªving €xtrá sígñs¡)?

Well, to get a clue we should look at the meaning behind Carnival and Mardi Gras, that´s right Mardi Gras. Based off of what I read, they had similar beginnings (if you want specific histories on the holidays and how they are celebrated [especially for Mardi Gras in New Orleans] I highly recommend looking them up. It is very interesting). One translation for Carnival comes from the latin worlds Carne Val, meaning Farewell to Meat. Mardi Gras, is actually French for Fat Tuesday. Any ideas as to why it is called this yet? Anyone? Anyone? Beuller? Beuller? (¡Name that reference! [come on, this is an easy one]).

Well, the holiday that comes after these two celebrated celebrations is none other than Lent (or for our Spanish viewers, cuaresma). This holiday lasts 40 days. It used to be that for those 40 days carnivorous activities were not allowed, a.k.a. no meat. During Lent people began to realize that they were very bad at planning out anything or having forethought. They ended up with a great deal of meat left over that would go bad and needed to be thown out. So let´s go over the possible solutions to this problem.
1) Buy a planner or Outlook (we should get endorsements) and schedule out when to eat what.
B) Donate any extra food you have to those who are not well off and could use the food.
C) Throw a huge party where we over indulge in food, drink and other activities.
4) B & C
E) All of the above.

Well, humanity went with option (3), ´´party like there´s no tomorrow.´´ (As a side note I always thought that phrase should be ´´party like there won´t be a today.´´ My reasoning for this is that if you party enough, when you wake up the next day, you won´t remember the day before [and you may not want to remember it].) They started having huge celebrations where they would eat meat and other items that they would not be able to have during the next 40 days. Eventually this tradition spread and continued. It then evolved and became the holidays appropriately known as Farewell to Meat (Carnival) and Fat Tuesday (Mardi Gras).

Now that the history lesson is over let me tell you a little about my Carnival. While we get the days off for it, Carnival is not celebrated in my town, Plasencia. In fact, I found it surprising that it seemed more people dressed up for Halloween, which is not even celebrated in Spain, than Carnival. So, I road tripped (8 hours on two buses) over to Cádiz. Carnival in Cádiz is so popular it has its own Wikipedia page (oh yeah, I went there [look it up]). Here everyone seemed to be in some sort of costume. There were costumes from Minney Mouse to Alien (from Aliens) to cross dressers, and they all were having a blast. There was a parade and many of singers. In Cádiz they have contests where people make there own songs (usually political) and sing them. Some costumes can be about current events as well. For example (refer to Wiki), apparently during the bird flu there were many bird costumes. This year there were octopus costumes to remember the sadly deseased Paul the Octopus who predicted most of the winners for the World Cup (Go Spain, we won!). One of my favorite moments was when my new Malaysian friends and I were looking for the beach and we randomly passed on the street three guys dressed up as girls singing and dancing to choreographed show tunes translated to Spanish and trying to prove to everyone that they were better than The Temptations (and they were d@mñ good).

I had gone back to Seville afterwords and spent another two days there, which I may write about another day. That being said I will briefly talk about my hostal experience in Seville. If you every get a chance to stay at an Oasis Backpackers´ Paradise (Paradise or Inn or something else, the last word varies), I highly recommend it. It is an incredible place. The people who work their are volunteers who get room and board (so they want to be there). They have great service, a great bar/restaurant, fantastically cheep and delicious food, as well as a free/donation based walking tour (ask for Becky in Seville). In 24 hours I became friends with people from Spain, Malaysia, France, America, Germany, Australia, Austria and England. It was an incredible experience and I highly recommend it.

Alright all. That is it from me for today. I hope you have learned something and have enjoyed this. Next time you are partying for Mardi Gras or Carnival remember the history of the day, and remember me. I´ll see you next time.

nerd on,
Michael

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If you were a basic D&D character

Hola ya´ll. This is Michael, or as the students spell it, Mikle/Mikul/Mikel.

Have some time before my next class so I decided to make the fellow Warp Zone Nerds into basic D&D characters. If you want to do the same look up srd20 ( http://www.d20srd.org/indexes/classes.htm ) on google or contact me for help. I made the character's abilities using a 32 point buy using the point buy calculator found here http://www.enworld.org/forum/d-d-legacy-discussion/169520-how-does-point-buy-work.html . Also, I will try to give each character a flaw/benefit that will both help and hurt the character and make them more unique.

First, and foremost. Thomas.

Thomas the Wordslayer, also known as Thomas the Bat Man, is a Lawful/Neutral human Wizard. Thomas does his best to enforce the law by settling disbutes. He often feels that taking the law into his own hands will be better but he does his best not to. He is fully capable of feats that allows him to do things from convincing someone that they need to obey what he says to simply fireballing a room. He has an extremely high Intelligence and uses his photographic memory to his advantage. He tends to lean towards using magic instead of brute physical strength to get things done. While he has an average Charisma score he is able to substitute that with his high Intelligence score when it comes to debate, easily being able to manipulate others, and this is before his use of magic. He will, however, have to be able to sway the argument into an intellectual manner of facts. In other words he would not be able to convince someone to leave his guard post, just because. However, depending on the situation, he could convince him that he is fighting for the wrong side by giving the history of whom he is working for. The Ability change used will have to be approved by the DM per scenario. Also, he can only do this once successfully per gaming session.

Due to his high dependence on Magic, he has a high Intelligence and Wisdom with a average Charisma. However, due to this he has a lower Strength, Constitution and Dexterity. He is an important person to have in a fight and in other varying situations but he will need to stay in the back lines when it comes to a struggle. Still his enemies will have to get close to him first in order to make him worry.

For his use of word manipulation he is known as Thomas the Wordslayer. In some circles he is known as Thomas the Bat Man because of his unusual choice for a familiar, a bat.

Thomas's Ability Points and bonuses before any modifications are made are:

Str 9 - 0

Dex 10 - 0

Con 10 - 0

Int 18 - 4

Wis 15 - 2

Cha 11 - 0

He has a custom made flaw/benefit:

Photographic Smugness:

He has photographic memory which allows him to be able to skip the preparing spells in the morning process. He will still have a limited amount but he will have to keep track of the scores just like a sorcerer. However, he knows he has a photographic memory and is smug about it. In gameplay the character should play this smugness in an "I'm better than you" attitude. Because of this, the character receives a -3 in Charisma.

Well, more to come. Hope you enjoyed this. Until next time, when we see Chase the Wise, our mighty Bard, I'll see you.

Michael

Thankful for...

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. Just thought I'd take this moment to say what I am thankful for.

I am always thankful to my family but every year it seems like I am more and more thankful to have them. My parents have been very supportive of me and I know it can't be easy. This year I decided to pull a fast one on them and accept a job in Spain. They were thrilled that I had this opportunity and have helped me in any way imaginable. I love them and appreciate them more than I can say.

I am also thankful for all the friends that I have back in the states that still somehow manage to keep in contact with me. I would be lying if I said that I do not get homesick but my conversations with them help keep me grounded...Especially with my nerdy/geeky friends 8P. I am pretty sure I am one of the bigger nerds in the country of Spain, definitely one of the biggest in Plasencia (the other runner ups I'm thinking of are in fact two other Americans). Nerds here are treated like aliens. People just stand back, stare at us and wonder whether they should run away from us, interact with us or poke us with a giant stick. Being able to log on to L4D2 or TF2 randomly with people or seeing a random twitter post from a fellow nerd is surprisingly refreshing. So thank you all, especially those on twitter I do not know but follow us anyway because they deem us worth following.

Finally, I am thankful not only for this teaching job in Spain but also the new friends I have made because of this. Without these new friends, life here would be more complicated. A couple have provided a place for me to stay while I was looking for a flat of my own. Another has become a great flatmate (watch out Tom, competition for best flatmate 8P ). Everyone helps with my Spanish and they are just so extraordinarily friendly. Also, they are so awesome that we all just finished a Thanksgiving dinner that we all prepared ourselves. Think about, we just had a successful Thanksgiving dinner in a country where Plymouth Rock has no meaning to them other than maybe a chapter in a world history book. Five of the people who attended are not even American and yet they still wanted to be involved. I get asked in class many times why I like Plasencia so much, out of everywhere in Spain I could have been, and a big reason for that is you guys. Thanks.

Well, thank you all for reading this. I am of course thankful to those who read this because I did not write this for nothing! 8P

The Thanksgiving holiday may be over for me (you know, time difference and all) but for others the Thanksgiving dinner is just beginning. Have a great meal and a great day with your families....And please, eat an extra slice of pecan pie for me....I miss pecan pie....

LLAP and geek out with pride,

Michael

A retrospective post Halloween

Hey all, Michael here again from Spain (nope, you can´t get rid of me 8P ). I am here to talk to you about Halloween. Now, Halloween has come to pass. I love Halloween, and what´s not to love? You are able to dress up into costumes and disguises that you wouldn´t normally be caught dead in. You get to watch scary movies (I include Rocky Horror Picture Show in the scary movie category) and it is publically accepted to knock on people´s doors and threaten them into giving you candy (or what I like to call, protection money) or else! Halloween is glorious. However, it is not an Españoles (Spanish) holiday...and yet. Every year more and more people celebrate this crazy annual tradition. People can be seen here in the discoes (clubs) dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow, if your lucky you´ll see a zombie walking around and also, everynow and then, you´ll see a mime. This year, I´ve been told, was one of the first years that some of the television channels stopped their normal viewing schedule to show only scary shows and movies (peliculas de miedo) for the week of Halloween. I was curious, ¿why? ¿Why in the world would Halloween, of all holidays become so popular here?

In America we have Thanksgiving, which has evolved into a day to be with family and give thanks to everything that we have: family, food, life, and everything the word etcetera has to offer. We have Independence day. A day where we shoot off fireworks and have fun to remember when America declared it´s independence and it truely started to be America. Surely Spain has a day where they commemorate their country such as this (I´ve been told yes by some and no by others, so if they do have it, it does not seem to be as big a deal as ours). So why? Why Halloween? I asked someone this and all they had to say was, ``No sé. ¿Porque tú celebras Halloween?´´ Why do I, no, why do we celebrate Halloween?...I had no clue! So, I went into research mode.

I started the research determined to find the cause for Halloween and what I found surprised me...NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE WHY WE CELEBRATE IT! What am I to tell the students here in Spain when they look at me with there earnest eyes ready to learn and ask, ¨Why do we celebrate Halloween, a holiday that has become the second biggest commercial holiday (I´ll let you guess what´s the first) in America?´´ I´ll look at that student completely confused. Once the teacher in charge translates to me what that student said though I will then have no excuse not to answer! So, what am I to tell them?

``Well kids, Halloween, just like the American language, is a deformed combination of several other cultures. The date may have Celtic roots because the Celts celebrated New Years on the night of October 31st. You see this was when it usually got very cold for them and they associated the cold with dead people trying to come back to earth.
``Trick or treating maybe came from the English´s All Soul´s Day where families handed out snacks (a.k.a. bribes) to other people asking them to pray for various deceased family members. It may be that or another Celtic tradition where people put a bowl of food (BRIBES!) outside their doors in order to beg the dead and the ghosts not to enter their homes and do bad things to them.
``As to dressing up in costumes? Meh, we´re unsure about that too. It likely came from the Celts, as well as some other European peoples, who were still terrified that the dead came back at this time. Due to this, they would wear masks in order to trick the ghosts and monsters into thinking that they were a ghost and monster too. This way the monster, or ghost, would not be stab them in the back (and sorry Marshall Grey and Lauren Reynolds of Late Night Spookline, but this is the explaination for a great deal of monster and ghost sitings during this time. It was actually people dressed up as monsters who were terrified by other people dressed up as monsters who were terrified as well...wow, say that run on sentence ten times fast.).
``Then, when people started realizing how awesome America was, they came over and continued their traditions there.´´

The students will look at me with a blank stare and when the teacher translates what I said to them the same student raises his or her hand, ``So, Halloween wasn´t normally a fun holiday but one about blackmail? It was a tradition to fear and not to celebrate? A day where everyone felt their life could end at any moment due to an unseen horror?´´
Me, ``......Yes.´´
The student, ``So how did America make it so fun.´´
``Well,´´ I reply, ``Well, you see Americans are notorious jerks. I can only guess that while all the new people were dressing up in costumes and terrified for their lives, Americans, I suppose, just made fun of them. Then some corporate brain for...I don´t know, a Wal Mart must have said, `You know what? We can make money off of this.´ And then a superstitious and extremely feared holiday became the marketing scheme it is today.´´

...Can I really have that conversation with a student? Do I really want to. Knowing how the holiday came to be actually makes me want to celebrate it less. However interesting it is that it exemplifies how America is a melting pot...it also shows that what the melting pot cooks can sometimes leave a sour taste in your mouth and make you wonder, ``If it smelt so funny, why eat it?´´ ...But then I remember my Mom helping me in my first costumes. I was a ghost one year and then the Blue Power Ranger the next (even when I was little I knew I was a nerd...and if you do not know who Billy Blue is then you did not watch Power Rangers. No, the 50 spin offs do not count!). I remember how much fun we had. I remember shopping for costumes and candy with my family and going from door to door to get more with my parents and sister. I remember going to my first dance dressed as Dracula. I remember going through my very first haunted house (casa de miedo), being scared half to death and then going back into the line to go through it again. I remember neighbors and friends that I have lost touch with dressing up in costumes ranging from Frankenstein to Buzz Lightyear. I remember being blown away by my first massive group showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show and learning how do to the Time Warp with my friends, who are now spread out in different states. Then, in college, I remember making close friends through creating our own haunted house for four years and scaring other people half to death with it (seriously guys, you do not run backwards in a haunted house, that is just stupid).

Now I am in Spain. A place where Halloween is not traditionally celebrated...and yet, I will not be able to forget having a Halloween party and watching scary movies with my new American, Scottish and Españoles friends (we saw ``Rec,´´ a Spainish film which is officially my favorite scary movie). I will remember going to the disco and seeing zombies along the way who were badly singing the music (not the lyrics) to Michael Jackson´s thriller (``dun dun dun thriiiillerrr, thriller nocheees). I will remember classes being so curious about this Halloween holiday and yes, I will most likely remember writing this blog, which, when I started it, originally had nothing to do with what it turned out to be (I was going to do a cultural analysis on how different societies view zombies...maybe next year...or on the season finale of AMC´s newest show The Walking Dead, WHATCH IT!).

So...What do I tell the class? Do I want to tell them the real reason America celebrates Halloween and spoil the fun? Or do I tell them the reason we as a people celebrate Halloween. We do not celebrate it with the Celts in mind. We do not hand out or dress up because we think are lives depend on it. We do not think about how the holiday (if it can even be called that) started when we egg or teepee a person´s house. Heck, pretty much no one knows for sure how this annual celebration even started. So I tell them the truth, I tell them why we actually celebrate it.

``¡Because it is freakin´ egg smashing, sugar coma enducing, crazy, unadulterated fun!´´

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I used two souces to write this amazingly perfect article/essay on this confusing Spanish keyboard. The second being this link http://ezinearticles.com/?Why-Do-We-Celebrate-Halloween---The-Spookiest-Holiday-Of-The-Year&id=272487

The first and most important source is my supreme intellect....that is all.

Spain, Pancakes & Zombies...wait, what?

Hello all. This is Michael all the way over here in Plasencia, Spain. Right now I'm in a flat with a German, a Scot, a New Mexican and an Oregonian. Pretty soon we will be joined by a Minnesotan and a Espanoles from Sevilla. We are living the life in Spain...and by living the life I mean after finishing the viewing of another fantastic sunset, we are about to have a pancake dinner and watch a fútbol match between Real Madrid vs AC Milan. Yes we are living the good life. Meanwhile, we are teaching kids of various ages, drinking what I call concentrated coffee and enjoying it.

Also, as a side-note, I've been getting familiar with Steam. Yes, I've finally been pressured into it and I have been enjoying it. So, yes, I suppose this will be my review of Steam and the games I've been playing.

STEAM: So I am completely in love with Steam. They are fantastic with supplying great video games for great prices. Seriously, I just got a 34.00 Euro Package of Monkey Island games for 4.00 Euros. What's also great about it is that it remembers the games you bought. If you loose your laptop and/or buy another one then you can just re-install it without having to purchase it again.

It works great as a communication forum too. I am able to keep in touch with friends and can use it as a form of Skype with other Steam users. It also let's you do status updates without the 140 word limit 8P.

Final thing I'll talk about that I love about Steam, is that they'll update your games automatically for you. For example, it automatically added The Sacrifice DLC in L4D and L4D2!

PORTAL: I replayed Portal and it reminded me why it is one of my favorite games. The game-play and the physics of it is incredible. Cake anyone?

Left 4 Dead: Yes, I finally played through the whole game and I loved it. The game-play, single player and co-op, is amazing. In involves fantastic teamwork, strategy and a certain amount of badassery (yes, I actually said it!) that's hard to achieve in any game. Oh, and the zombies in this are scary as, cue the shift key and number line, !@#$.

Left 4 Dead 2: Same as above but even better. There are more and scarier zombies. Plus I played some versus for the first time which was amazing. I didn't think I'd enjoy playing as the zombies that much but I did...oh I did...

L4D 1 & 2: Co-Op Mode: So, I've been playing L4D with my two good friends Chase, who your familiar with from this blog and our show, and Justin. I was heavily impressed with how smooth it ran. It has a very good controller system to work with your character, control that one idiot bot and communicate with each other verbally. It turned out to be one of the most interesting gaming experience I've ever had.

L4D The Sacrifice Comic: IT WAS FANTASTIC! I'm usually not a fan of video game comics but whoever made this one knew what they were doing. It is very character based, managed to take lines from the game without it being corny and added so many dimensions to characters we already enjoyed. If you've played L4D I highly recommend you read it on the L4D website.

Well, that's all for me tonight. Hope you have a fantastic day. I'll talk to you all later.

Representing the Nerdverse here in Spain, this is Michael saying let your inner nerd show. Shalom out...oh, and nerd out too 8P

SPANISH TV LINE OF THE WEEK!:

Hola, me llamo McLoovin'

Google Pic of the Week of where I'm at:

Placensia, Spain - Plaza Mayor

Michael from Spain AKA Donde esta La Batcueva?

Hey all. This is Michael. If you listen to our show (kxua.uark.edu Wed 6-8pm CST) or follow our twitter (twitter.com/warpzonenerds) you may know that I am currently living in Spain to teach English to high schoolers. While I obviously won't be able to be on the show anymore I will still be updating the twitter and the blog with reviews and news of the sorts. After all I've officially found my comic book source.

You should have seen the amazing looks I got while asking people, "Donde esta La Batcueva?"

Michael

It has begun! - Welcome

Welcome to our official blog spot. The Warp Zone Nerds started as a radio show that could be heard in Fayetteville on 88.3FM. Over time as they left the University radio station and the University itself they continued their show through podcasts. Our show is about all things media and all things nerd. We cover N
ews, Reviews, and Previews and also have topics, such as Censorship in the Media, Portrayals of and What it Means to be a Hero (or Villain) in the Media, Star Wars, Marvel vs DC, etc. Our previous guests include Web Comic Creator Mookie (Dominic Deegan) and Comic Creators Conor McCreery (Kill Shakespeare [IDW]) and Erik Northfell (Mercy Me). We are always looking for more guests and if your are interested email us at WarpZoneNerds@gmail.com. Also, please check out twitter.com/WarpZoneNerds where we tweet reviews and whatnot as well as previews to our future shows. This blog will also share any relevant news and topics as well as more in depth reviews that are too big for twitter.

I am now in the process of updated our website to make it more efficient and easier to find what you are looking for. There will be a News section, Reviews section and a section for each of us to write any article we would like to share with you. If you want to submit a story and contribute to our website we will have a section just for that, as well as for episodes that we have special guests on. More importantly I am in the process of making separate episode lists for the shows

included in the Warp Zone. This will take a while to update so please be patient, and as always, thank you for visiting and stay tuned for more!

Michael

(from left to right: Corey, DJ Roboto, Michael, Chase, Thomas, Bobbie)

Michael - Co-Founder of the show. The comic guy and knows a bit about many other things too. Likes to argue and is completely awesome. Also, if you follow our twitter it's probably him tweeting and if you couldn't tell this is him making this first post (back when this was the website´s first post. Michael is currently teaching English at a bilingual school in Spain and has a double bachelor´s degree in English, with a Concentration in Creative Writing, and Communication. (M)

Thomas - Co-Founder of the show. The gamer guy. Thinks he's always right, and he usually is....USUALLY (just don´t tell him that, it´ll go to his head more than it has already). He has graduated from the University and has continued his education to get a Law degree. (T)

Chase - The movie and Myst guy. He also either knows a great deal about everything or is making it up and likes to hear himself talk...haven't decided yet. We invited him on and now he won't leave, so we decided to recruit him. ;P. In all seriousness though he is an invaluable part of the team. He records and edits all our podcasts and I honestly do not know how we would get by without him. (C)

Bobbie - The journalist of the show. Well rounded knowledge of a great many things. If there´s something going on in the world she´ll know about it. She is the journalist of the group. (B)

Corey - Another movie guy in the group. Why? Because we can´t have too many, that and he just to awesome not have. Knows a great deal about a great deal and brings it all to the table. (Co)

Feel free to make as many copies of this and advertise the life out of our show.