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Saturday, December 24, 2011

The Warp Zone Nerds Episode 5.01.1 - "Nerds Play Catch Up"

The Nerds catch up after three months with lots of reviews and information. Also, this is the first episode where Michael edits.....::gulp::

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

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Sunday, December 11, 2011

My slight addiction to Netflix

I can't help it. I turn on my computer, open up the browser and by habit, nay by instinct and trained muscle memory alone, I type in the address that will keep me entertained for hours after log-in...Netflix.com.

Even now as I am typing this blog entry I am listening, and occasionally watching, Aaahh!! Real Monsters. Revisiting the blissful days of my childhood when I did not have to worry about things like my pending Russian Lit final tomorrow. I can not be the only person with this problem? Others must find themselves turning to the loving embrace of television/film of past and present, right?

Netflix had an increase of more than 10 percent from last spring in Sandvine's Fall 2011 Global Internet Phenomena Report. Netflix represented 32.7 percent of the overall 60 percent of video streaming online, according to the report. (It can be found here: http://www.sandvine.com/news/pr_detail.asp?ID=340)

With such an increase in usage, despite all of the grumbles and groans about price increases for watch instantly consumers, I must ask myself how many people are just like me, addicted.

Addiction is defined as, "the state of being enslaved to a habit or practice or to something that is psychologically or physically habit-forming to such an extant that its cessation causes severe trauma," according to dictionary.com

By that definition alone, I know that I have a slight problem. I watch Netflix out of habit everyday. I spend most of my time, free or not watching Netflix. I think it plays to my strengths as a hard-core procrastinator.

It can not be denied that Netflix makes for the perfect procrastinator's tool of detraction. When logging on to the system, Netflix organizes new arrivals and more importantly suggestions for you to view. I find myself driving away the responsiblities of work and home by simply trying to decide what I should watch. I scroll through all the catagories until something catches my eye, but soon after one episode finishes I justify watching the next. Soon it is 1 a.m. and I have done nothing useful or productive and my dry, blood-shot eyes are still watching the Bluth family make "huge mistakes" or Anthony Bordain talk at length about food porn.

Usually, I open Netflix to use in the background as a way to break the silence. However, I do eventually drift back into giving the shows I am streaming my full attention. In reality I feel like I have developed a slight addiction to Netflix, to the appeal of having an infinite amount of shows at my fingertips. The temptation is too great.

Netflix seems to me to have the perfect business model: Give them everything at a low price. And for pop culture junkies like me it can be an endless void of options to bring happiness to our TV eyes. My addiction to television has grown into something completely uncontrollable. When I get home I stream Netflix on my computer. I watch Netflix with friends in their homes. The first thing I ask in a conversation about TV is, "Is it on Netflix yet?" While running on the tredmill at the gym I found myself streaming Buffy the Vampire Slayer to my iPhone as a marker for when I had reached an acquitted amount of exercise time.

So all you crazed Netflix consumers, let me know, am I the only one with such an addiction? It may be time that I say no to the watch instatnly idea and move to more productive uses of my internet browsing time, like corgi videos or specialty cake-pop recipes, you know the real important stuff.
-B

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Update on the nerds

Hey all. This is Michael. Just wanted to update you on what's going on. I am in Spain and haven't been able
to do my updates because my laptop is still stuck at customs. On top of that, it has been very hard for the
four of us to get together and do an episode since....well, since I was back in Arkansas. With the time
difference between Spain and Arkansas, law school, jobs, exams, directing, working at the Traveler news station, etc
the four of us have been very busy. But once Skyrim is out for a few weeks and Tom and Chase (if I had my
computer I'd be there with them) tear themselves away from that we will come back in full swing.

Until then though I am working on a huge makeover for our blog to make it more organized and hopefully
encourage inspiring writers and fans to participate in the Warp Zone as well. If all goes well (knock on wood) it
should be updated by Thursday. I hope you hang in there with us and continue to be a part of the Warp Zone.

Nerd on,
Michael

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Daily mini updates from Spain


So, I´m going to try and keep this going. I have no idea how long this will go on for but here goes nothing. Mini-daily Spain updates!




Sept. 21 2011


DAY 1:


Found a comic book store on my first day again without even trying! Potential landlord offered me drugs (ran out of there) & I asked directions from a Spanish mute....good start. Also met Mikail and Amanda who are both very friendly.




DAY 2:


Apartment hunting galore! Very little time to do anything other than that. That being said, I met a Ninon from France who is very nice and lots of fun. She´ll also be staying in Spain for a while on an Erasmus. Found an apartment on Aluni which was recommended by Kate from Scottland (I´ve been working with SO MANY people from Scotland). Went to the tapas tour where I met several fun people and found a new favorite drink. I also found TWO MORE comic book stores! What´s up Seville¡!?¿!




Day 3:


Walked 3 hours to find a place that was 6 minutes away. Had to remind the Seville Inn that chicken with rice is in fact not paella. Found out Ninon is a theif!




More to come,


Nerd out and live on,


Michael

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

It's all nerd in the family

Hey guys, this is Michael again. Sorry for the delay in posts but it has been really busy. I come from a family filled with nerds and I found out that one of my cousins that I feel falls gracefully into this category is my cousin Matthew. Matthew, I found out, has become quite the journalist and is working for an online newspaper called the TheLeakyWiki.com . I will be posting an article of his from time to time and I think it will make a fantastic addition to the the website. Now without further ado is Matthew's Warp Zone Nerd debut.

[if you like the following article, find more by Matthew and others at TheLeakyWiki.com ]

George Lucas to Remaster, Ruin Indiana Jones Trilogy

Written by Matthew Kahn
George Lucas to Remaster, Ruin Indiana Jones Trilogy

Hollywood, CA-George Lucas created shockwaves throughout the entertainment industry last night, with the announcement of his planned “remastering” of the original Indiana Jones trilogy. Lucas cited the poor quality of digital animation technologies at the time the films were made as one of the main reasons for the project. An excerpt from Lucas’s announcement reads:

"You remember the Nazi monkey in Raiders? Stevie [Spielberg] and I wanted him to ride a tiny motorcycle, but good luck getting him to stay on for more than two seconds. And remember the chase scene in the mines in Temple of Doom. How awesome would that be in 3D?"

Lucas also referenced the artistic and financial success of the remastered Star Wars films as justification for the upcoming release.

Fans are not all on Lucas’s side, however. Toby Mitchellson, 43, reported, “There is nothing he could do to make the movies better. I mean, he could get rid of Short Round. But, besides that, he’d just be messing with perfection. I hate the fact that I’m going to buy these.”

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Living In A Cave: The Simpsons

Pop culture is vast, and it is impossible for any one person to catch every important Movie, Show, or Game that comes down the pipeline. However, some pop culture works are just too crucial to miss, and blind spots must be corrected. That is where this feature will come in. Every once in a while, one of the nerds will catch up on something that has been, up until this time, a huge gap in their cultural knowledge. Essentially, they have been living in a cave, and have missed something important. This feature is inspired by the Onion AV Club's Better Late Than Never.

For the inaugural entry into this series, I will be covering one of the largest pop culture phenomenons of the past 20 years, The Simpsons. Now, I am by no means finished with the Simpsons... there are almost 500 episodes and a film for me to watch through, but I currently am standing on the precipice of what is considered the show's Golden Age (Seasons 3-8), and felt that this was an appropriate time to reflect on what I have seen so far.

The first seasons of the Simpsons was... different. The animation was crude, the stories simple, and the characters not yet fully formed. There were a few quality episodes (the show's Pilot/Christmas episode springs to mind) but by and large it felt like a prologue, a taste of things to come.

The second season is where things started to get stronger. This is the season that introduced one of the show's big traditions, the Halloween anthology "Treehouse of Horror." This collection of three scary stories loosely tied together with a framing story, is where the series came together for me. The episode was fun, fresh (for its time), and had some amusing allusions to other horror anthology shows.

Also notable in the second season was "The Way We Was" a flashback story that tells the story of how Marge and Homer met and fell in love. The episode managed to capture what has become a hallmark of Matt Groening shows, the melding of humor and sentiment. This echoes on in his other show, Futurama.

The slightly sentimental trend continued in the episode "Lisa's Substitute" which explores the strained relationship between Lisa and her father, a theme that has shown itself a couple of times in what I've seen of the third season.

Finally, before I conclude this post I'd like to make a list, a list of my favorite characters thus far. I imagine, with a cast this large, the list will not stay the same for very long, but here goes.

Patty and Selma Bouvier - Marge's chain smoking, raspy voiced, bitterly sarcastic twin sisters. Thus far the twins (who cannot be separated even for this list) have had one of episode dedicated to them, and while not a fantastic episode, it was good for some laughs. Patty and Selma, for me at least, provide some of the best humor on the show. Their borderline evil quips at Homer's expense have me rolling nearly every time.

Bart - Probably no list would be complete without the show's breakout character. At first, based on my limited experience, I expected Bart to be something like Eric Cartman from South Park, devious, sociopathic, and pure evil. Instead, I got something a lot more complex. Bart is a troublemaker, for sure, but he's also a realistic child. He has fears, he cares for his family, and he doesn't always come out on top. It probably helps that Bart, along with Homer, has the most episodes dedicated to expanding his character. Plus, his antics are just funny.

Lisa - I have a feeling this one might be considered odd, but as of my current point in Season 3, Lisa is my favorite character. She is clearly meant to be the moral center of the show. Lisa is always willing to stand up for her principles, and is the member of the core family most likely to make sacrifices for the family. Despite this maturity, she also has a number of childlike qualities, such as her constant desire to own a pony and her enjoyment of the Itchy and Scratchy show that make her a realistic character.

So... that's all for now, but not forever. I'm not out of the cave yet, there are still hundreds of episodes for me to catch up on, and this means further write ups in the future. Until then, Tom out.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

PSA - "Sorry for the Delay"

PSA to make sure everyone knows that we have not stopped doing the show.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Chase's Review of Portal 2 (No Spoilers)



Valve is a company that I have been following for many years now. Ever since I first played Half-Life in 2001, I've been mesmerized by their ability to create games worth playing. This holds true with their most recent release, Portal 2, which came out earlier this week. The first Portal was a surprise and a revelation when it came out in 2007 along with Half-Life 2: Episode 2 and Team Fortress 2. I was more than willing at the time to pay $50 to get the continuation of the Half-Life storyline, so Portal was just a really nice free extra. However, upon playing Portal I realized that this was possibly the greatest thing to come out of gaming in years. I expected to get a slew of fun and interesting puzzle, but what I wasn't expecting was some of the best black humor and writing ever put into a game.



I say this so you will be able to understand that much of my praise for Portal came from how surprising and refreshing it was to play such a game. The real question is weather or not Portal 2 lives up to the high praise of the first? In my opinion, yes. And it does something no one was expecting, it goes beyond the first game in more ways than one. Portal 2 is the same logic of the first game, but in a new body. It is tell a very rich and clever story while expanding on the world and concepts in such a way that Portal feels like an introduction for this second chapter.



Portal 2 starts you what must be decades after first game with a bumbling but wonderful character named Wheatley trying to help (or save his own ass) from a catastrophe happening at Aperture Science. Characters like Wheatley (voiced by Stephen Merchant) and the founder of Aperture Science Cave Johnson (Voiced by J.K. Simmons) create a vivid and realistic world while keeping the universe popping and funny. However, The person who really steals the show is Ellen McLain as the ever wonderful GLaDOS. GLaDOS is the true star of Portal 2 as she was in the previous game. He comes over more human in this game which at first seems like a bad thing, but GLaDOS seems to always retain what makes her so special.



This is mainly a response than a review. I love this game. the graphics are solid, the universe is beautiful and detailed. This game works on every single level and is exhilarating and refreshing. In this day and age of Modern Warfare 2 and Homefront, Portal 2 stands as a shining example of what makes Valve the greatest game maker in the country and if not the world. Portal 2 may be short (all three of my playthroughs have been 5 hours long) but those will be the best hours of your day and is polished to a mirror shine. I don't understand why people are complaining. Portal 2 is short, fun and if you don't think so I feel the need to tell you that you are the problem with games these days.

On a final note: the Co-Op addition to the game is wonderfully complex in of it self. It will make friendships or break them, but you can not blame that on the tools Valve gives you.

Teaser trailer for Portal 2:

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Humbled by the Bundle...the Humble Bundle....get it?

Alright, time to get serious again. If you haven't heard of the Humble Bundle now is the chance to. This organization is one of the most brilliant and moving ideas to come to the gaming community. Every now and again this company brings about 4-5 games as well as soundtracks and other specialty items all for a price you set. Why is this such a big deal? It is because the money you spend, you can choose to send to charity. In just half a day, as I am typing this, the most recent Humble Bundle has earned more that $246,000 dollars. Please, be a part of this. Go to http://www.humblebundle.com/ and donate what you can to charities. For your effort and kindness, you'll not only get a glow of satisfaction for contributing to make the world better, but you will also receive 5 games and 3 soundtracks. If you don't like the games you can choose to gift them to somebody as well. It is all done by downloads so you won't have to wait for your game to come in the mail. If you have Steam you can link the games up to that. There are 13 days leftto participate in this deal. Please help make a difference.

Game on,
Michael

PS in the time it took to write this, they have earned about another $3,000 for charities. This makes me proud to be a gamer.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Warp Zone Nerds Episode 4.08.1 - "News for 4/07/11"

News Includes: "James Cameron on The Future" "Netflix and Mad Men" "Dish Network and Blockbuster"

Reviews for: Sucker Punch and The Elder Scrolls IV - Oblivion

Friday, April 1, 2011

The Gaming Table Episode 1.01 - "What We Want for 2011"

This the first episode of the Gaming Table where Chase, Greg, Adam, Justin and Michael go over the games they are looking forward to in 2011.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Warp Zone Nerds Episode 4.07.1 - "News for 3/31/11"

News includes: "Wonder Woman Costume Changes" "Monsters University" "Mad Men/Venture Bros./Archer New Seasons"

Reviews include: Mass Effect 3 - the Arrival, Community, Paul and Minecraft 1.04

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Warp Zone Nerds Episode 4.06 - "News For 3/24/11"

News Includes: "Elizabeth Taylor Dies at Age 79" "King's Speech/World War Z PG-13 Ratings" "Wonder Woman's Horrible New Costume"

Reviews Includes: Left 4 Dead 2 - Cold Stream (Beta) and Poltergeist

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Warp Zone Nerds Episode 4.05.1 - "News For 3/17/11"

News Discussed: "Death of Michael Gough" "Darren Aronofsky Not Directing The Wolverine" "Robert Zemekis is Out of a Job"

Reviews Include: Homefront, Dollhouse and Archer

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

WZN´s does Lent, Mardi Gras & Carnival

Hello, hello, hello! It has been a while but this is Michael, your friendly neighborhood Warp Zone Nerd (name that reference!)...in Spain. This past week I celebrated a fantastic fiesta/holiday/excuse to wear a costume, party and not remember what happend the next day/whatever called Carnival. Carnival is a widely (outside of America) popular and celebrated day/...whatever. During it people wear costumes, go on pardes, dance, sing, party, etc. The best part, here in Spain at least, is that we get days off for it! It would be as if work and schools gave you Monday and Tuesday off for Halloween (mas o menos [look it up]). Now, as promised to our seemingly current #1 twitter fan @CaligulaVersus, I will write a blog about it (I know it has been a while, thank Calig for this one and then follow her on twitter.

Now, everyone in Spain, whether or not they celebrate it (and there are some areas that don´t celebrate it at all), seems to appreciate Carnival because of the days off it provides. However, when I asked my students why this festivity exists the best, and only, answers I got were ´´because it´s fun´´ and ´´tradition.´´ Okay, it is a tradition, but why, ¿why is it a tradition (Sorry all, I´m on a Spanish keybºard again and I çan´t h·e·l·p¬hªving €xtrá sígñs¡)?

Well, to get a clue we should look at the meaning behind Carnival and Mardi Gras, that´s right Mardi Gras. Based off of what I read, they had similar beginnings (if you want specific histories on the holidays and how they are celebrated [especially for Mardi Gras in New Orleans] I highly recommend looking them up. It is very interesting). One translation for Carnival comes from the latin worlds Carne Val, meaning Farewell to Meat. Mardi Gras, is actually French for Fat Tuesday. Any ideas as to why it is called this yet? Anyone? Anyone? Beuller? Beuller? (¡Name that reference! [come on, this is an easy one]).

Well, the holiday that comes after these two celebrated celebrations is none other than Lent (or for our Spanish viewers, cuaresma). This holiday lasts 40 days. It used to be that for those 40 days carnivorous activities were not allowed, a.k.a. no meat. During Lent people began to realize that they were very bad at planning out anything or having forethought. They ended up with a great deal of meat left over that would go bad and needed to be thown out. So let´s go over the possible solutions to this problem.
1) Buy a planner or Outlook (we should get endorsements) and schedule out when to eat what.
B) Donate any extra food you have to those who are not well off and could use the food.
C) Throw a huge party where we over indulge in food, drink and other activities.
4) B & C
E) All of the above.

Well, humanity went with option (3), ´´party like there´s no tomorrow.´´ (As a side note I always thought that phrase should be ´´party like there won´t be a today.´´ My reasoning for this is that if you party enough, when you wake up the next day, you won´t remember the day before [and you may not want to remember it].) They started having huge celebrations where they would eat meat and other items that they would not be able to have during the next 40 days. Eventually this tradition spread and continued. It then evolved and became the holidays appropriately known as Farewell to Meat (Carnival) and Fat Tuesday (Mardi Gras).

Now that the history lesson is over let me tell you a little about my Carnival. While we get the days off for it, Carnival is not celebrated in my town, Plasencia. In fact, I found it surprising that it seemed more people dressed up for Halloween, which is not even celebrated in Spain, than Carnival. So, I road tripped (8 hours on two buses) over to Cádiz. Carnival in Cádiz is so popular it has its own Wikipedia page (oh yeah, I went there [look it up]). Here everyone seemed to be in some sort of costume. There were costumes from Minney Mouse to Alien (from Aliens) to cross dressers, and they all were having a blast. There was a parade and many of singers. In Cádiz they have contests where people make there own songs (usually political) and sing them. Some costumes can be about current events as well. For example (refer to Wiki), apparently during the bird flu there were many bird costumes. This year there were octopus costumes to remember the sadly deseased Paul the Octopus who predicted most of the winners for the World Cup (Go Spain, we won!). One of my favorite moments was when my new Malaysian friends and I were looking for the beach and we randomly passed on the street three guys dressed up as girls singing and dancing to choreographed show tunes translated to Spanish and trying to prove to everyone that they were better than The Temptations (and they were d@mñ good).

I had gone back to Seville afterwords and spent another two days there, which I may write about another day. That being said I will briefly talk about my hostal experience in Seville. If you every get a chance to stay at an Oasis Backpackers´ Paradise (Paradise or Inn or something else, the last word varies), I highly recommend it. It is an incredible place. The people who work their are volunteers who get room and board (so they want to be there). They have great service, a great bar/restaurant, fantastically cheep and delicious food, as well as a free/donation based walking tour (ask for Becky in Seville). In 24 hours I became friends with people from Spain, Malaysia, France, America, Germany, Australia, Austria and England. It was an incredible experience and I highly recommend it.

Alright all. That is it from me for today. I hope you have learned something and have enjoyed this. Next time you are partying for Mardi Gras or Carnival remember the history of the day, and remember me. I´ll see you next time.

nerd on,
Michael

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Thursday, March 10, 2011

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