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Saturday, December 24, 2011

The Warp Zone Nerds Episode 5.01.1 - "Nerds Play Catch Up"

The Nerds catch up after three months with lots of reviews and information. Also, this is the first episode where Michael edits.....::gulp::

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

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Sunday, December 11, 2011

My slight addiction to Netflix

I can't help it. I turn on my computer, open up the browser and by habit, nay by instinct and trained muscle memory alone, I type in the address that will keep me entertained for hours after log-in...Netflix.com.

Even now as I am typing this blog entry I am listening, and occasionally watching, Aaahh!! Real Monsters. Revisiting the blissful days of my childhood when I did not have to worry about things like my pending Russian Lit final tomorrow. I can not be the only person with this problem? Others must find themselves turning to the loving embrace of television/film of past and present, right?

Netflix had an increase of more than 10 percent from last spring in Sandvine's Fall 2011 Global Internet Phenomena Report. Netflix represented 32.7 percent of the overall 60 percent of video streaming online, according to the report. (It can be found here: http://www.sandvine.com/news/pr_detail.asp?ID=340)

With such an increase in usage, despite all of the grumbles and groans about price increases for watch instantly consumers, I must ask myself how many people are just like me, addicted.

Addiction is defined as, "the state of being enslaved to a habit or practice or to something that is psychologically or physically habit-forming to such an extant that its cessation causes severe trauma," according to dictionary.com

By that definition alone, I know that I have a slight problem. I watch Netflix out of habit everyday. I spend most of my time, free or not watching Netflix. I think it plays to my strengths as a hard-core procrastinator.

It can not be denied that Netflix makes for the perfect procrastinator's tool of detraction. When logging on to the system, Netflix organizes new arrivals and more importantly suggestions for you to view. I find myself driving away the responsiblities of work and home by simply trying to decide what I should watch. I scroll through all the catagories until something catches my eye, but soon after one episode finishes I justify watching the next. Soon it is 1 a.m. and I have done nothing useful or productive and my dry, blood-shot eyes are still watching the Bluth family make "huge mistakes" or Anthony Bordain talk at length about food porn.

Usually, I open Netflix to use in the background as a way to break the silence. However, I do eventually drift back into giving the shows I am streaming my full attention. In reality I feel like I have developed a slight addiction to Netflix, to the appeal of having an infinite amount of shows at my fingertips. The temptation is too great.

Netflix seems to me to have the perfect business model: Give them everything at a low price. And for pop culture junkies like me it can be an endless void of options to bring happiness to our TV eyes. My addiction to television has grown into something completely uncontrollable. When I get home I stream Netflix on my computer. I watch Netflix with friends in their homes. The first thing I ask in a conversation about TV is, "Is it on Netflix yet?" While running on the tredmill at the gym I found myself streaming Buffy the Vampire Slayer to my iPhone as a marker for when I had reached an acquitted amount of exercise time.

So all you crazed Netflix consumers, let me know, am I the only one with such an addiction? It may be time that I say no to the watch instatnly idea and move to more productive uses of my internet browsing time, like corgi videos or specialty cake-pop recipes, you know the real important stuff.
-B

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Update on the nerds

Hey all. This is Michael. Just wanted to update you on what's going on. I am in Spain and haven't been able
to do my updates because my laptop is still stuck at customs. On top of that, it has been very hard for the
four of us to get together and do an episode since....well, since I was back in Arkansas. With the time
difference between Spain and Arkansas, law school, jobs, exams, directing, working at the Traveler news station, etc
the four of us have been very busy. But once Skyrim is out for a few weeks and Tom and Chase (if I had my
computer I'd be there with them) tear themselves away from that we will come back in full swing.

Until then though I am working on a huge makeover for our blog to make it more organized and hopefully
encourage inspiring writers and fans to participate in the Warp Zone as well. If all goes well (knock on wood) it
should be updated by Thursday. I hope you hang in there with us and continue to be a part of the Warp Zone.

Nerd on,
Michael

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Daily mini updates from Spain


So, I´m going to try and keep this going. I have no idea how long this will go on for but here goes nothing. Mini-daily Spain updates!




Sept. 21 2011


DAY 1:


Found a comic book store on my first day again without even trying! Potential landlord offered me drugs (ran out of there) & I asked directions from a Spanish mute....good start. Also met Mikail and Amanda who are both very friendly.




DAY 2:


Apartment hunting galore! Very little time to do anything other than that. That being said, I met a Ninon from France who is very nice and lots of fun. She´ll also be staying in Spain for a while on an Erasmus. Found an apartment on Aluni which was recommended by Kate from Scottland (I´ve been working with SO MANY people from Scotland). Went to the tapas tour where I met several fun people and found a new favorite drink. I also found TWO MORE comic book stores! What´s up Seville¡!?¿!




Day 3:


Walked 3 hours to find a place that was 6 minutes away. Had to remind the Seville Inn that chicken with rice is in fact not paella. Found out Ninon is a theif!




More to come,


Nerd out and live on,


Michael

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

It's all nerd in the family

Hey guys, this is Michael again. Sorry for the delay in posts but it has been really busy. I come from a family filled with nerds and I found out that one of my cousins that I feel falls gracefully into this category is my cousin Matthew. Matthew, I found out, has become quite the journalist and is working for an online newspaper called the TheLeakyWiki.com . I will be posting an article of his from time to time and I think it will make a fantastic addition to the the website. Now without further ado is Matthew's Warp Zone Nerd debut.

[if you like the following article, find more by Matthew and others at TheLeakyWiki.com ]

George Lucas to Remaster, Ruin Indiana Jones Trilogy

Written by Matthew Kahn
George Lucas to Remaster, Ruin Indiana Jones Trilogy

Hollywood, CA-George Lucas created shockwaves throughout the entertainment industry last night, with the announcement of his planned “remastering” of the original Indiana Jones trilogy. Lucas cited the poor quality of digital animation technologies at the time the films were made as one of the main reasons for the project. An excerpt from Lucas’s announcement reads:

"You remember the Nazi monkey in Raiders? Stevie [Spielberg] and I wanted him to ride a tiny motorcycle, but good luck getting him to stay on for more than two seconds. And remember the chase scene in the mines in Temple of Doom. How awesome would that be in 3D?"

Lucas also referenced the artistic and financial success of the remastered Star Wars films as justification for the upcoming release.

Fans are not all on Lucas’s side, however. Toby Mitchellson, 43, reported, “There is nothing he could do to make the movies better. I mean, he could get rid of Short Round. But, besides that, he’d just be messing with perfection. I hate the fact that I’m going to buy these.”

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Living In A Cave: The Simpsons

Pop culture is vast, and it is impossible for any one person to catch every important Movie, Show, or Game that comes down the pipeline. However, some pop culture works are just too crucial to miss, and blind spots must be corrected. That is where this feature will come in. Every once in a while, one of the nerds will catch up on something that has been, up until this time, a huge gap in their cultural knowledge. Essentially, they have been living in a cave, and have missed something important. This feature is inspired by the Onion AV Club's Better Late Than Never.

For the inaugural entry into this series, I will be covering one of the largest pop culture phenomenons of the past 20 years, The Simpsons. Now, I am by no means finished with the Simpsons... there are almost 500 episodes and a film for me to watch through, but I currently am standing on the precipice of what is considered the show's Golden Age (Seasons 3-8), and felt that this was an appropriate time to reflect on what I have seen so far.

The first seasons of the Simpsons was... different. The animation was crude, the stories simple, and the characters not yet fully formed. There were a few quality episodes (the show's Pilot/Christmas episode springs to mind) but by and large it felt like a prologue, a taste of things to come.

The second season is where things started to get stronger. This is the season that introduced one of the show's big traditions, the Halloween anthology "Treehouse of Horror." This collection of three scary stories loosely tied together with a framing story, is where the series came together for me. The episode was fun, fresh (for its time), and had some amusing allusions to other horror anthology shows.

Also notable in the second season was "The Way We Was" a flashback story that tells the story of how Marge and Homer met and fell in love. The episode managed to capture what has become a hallmark of Matt Groening shows, the melding of humor and sentiment. This echoes on in his other show, Futurama.

The slightly sentimental trend continued in the episode "Lisa's Substitute" which explores the strained relationship between Lisa and her father, a theme that has shown itself a couple of times in what I've seen of the third season.

Finally, before I conclude this post I'd like to make a list, a list of my favorite characters thus far. I imagine, with a cast this large, the list will not stay the same for very long, but here goes.

Patty and Selma Bouvier - Marge's chain smoking, raspy voiced, bitterly sarcastic twin sisters. Thus far the twins (who cannot be separated even for this list) have had one of episode dedicated to them, and while not a fantastic episode, it was good for some laughs. Patty and Selma, for me at least, provide some of the best humor on the show. Their borderline evil quips at Homer's expense have me rolling nearly every time.

Bart - Probably no list would be complete without the show's breakout character. At first, based on my limited experience, I expected Bart to be something like Eric Cartman from South Park, devious, sociopathic, and pure evil. Instead, I got something a lot more complex. Bart is a troublemaker, for sure, but he's also a realistic child. He has fears, he cares for his family, and he doesn't always come out on top. It probably helps that Bart, along with Homer, has the most episodes dedicated to expanding his character. Plus, his antics are just funny.

Lisa - I have a feeling this one might be considered odd, but as of my current point in Season 3, Lisa is my favorite character. She is clearly meant to be the moral center of the show. Lisa is always willing to stand up for her principles, and is the member of the core family most likely to make sacrifices for the family. Despite this maturity, she also has a number of childlike qualities, such as her constant desire to own a pony and her enjoyment of the Itchy and Scratchy show that make her a realistic character.

So... that's all for now, but not forever. I'm not out of the cave yet, there are still hundreds of episodes for me to catch up on, and this means further write ups in the future. Until then, Tom out.